August 2012
July 2012
agent-bartowski:
my head canon is that these two each had kids
who grew up to be these two
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I'm fearing the day I learn what my textbooks are...
My face when I look online and see them there:
And when I see the price:
They’re going to be fucking expensive, I know it.
53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
Instructions: You should know these by now.
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
Me watching the olympics: eating ice cream
Me watching dallas cowboys cheerleaders: eating ice cream
Me wanting to be thinner: eating ice cream
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I met a guy who likes Kurt Vonnegut's work.
Even better, I met him when he was in the middle of making Kurt Vonnegut related art. I’ve been wanting to do that for ages.
But he’s living 30 mins from where I am which is 20 mins from my actually house.
So much for that.
What does asexual mean? →
heartstring-s:
Okay, I’m making this post as a masterpost sort of thing for my FAQ because I get asked this atleast once a day. Also, I’m putting it under the cut because it’s long as fuck.
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About:
Asexual has two meanings, one for biology class and one to describe the sexual orientation of 1% of the population. We’re going to talk about the latter.
Asexual - a person who does not...
Male Privilege Is
aboutmaleprivilege:
For a quick and dirty rundown of what exactly Male Privilege is … Male Privilege is getting off the bus behind a girl well after sunset. It’s rather late and there are only a few people on the road. The crowd thins out as people reach their homes and peel away. Now it is only you and that girl in front of you on the sidewalk.
Whether you know this or not, she has been taught...
stoobknocker:
you guys remember Dustin right?
well. here he is now.
Thanks. Now I feel like a pedophile.
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I think I got a free drink today because my hair...
Not an alcoholic drink. A mango lassi. Which is better.
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Boyfriend: I love you too.
Me: Going on tumblr.
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
Things I Make Fun of You For Doing (or, "Manners...
fuckyeahsexeducation:
strippr:
Before you come to the strip club, GrubbyHands, StinkyTeeth, and SwampyBalls, it’s appropriate to take a shower, wash your hands, brush your teeth, and change out of your clothes if you work a physical job or sweat a bit at work. The club is open until FOUR A.M. — I promise you’ll make it in time, even if you change your clothes after work. I don’t want your...
aboutmaleprivilege:
Male privilege is not having your availability as a sexual partner judged by the size of a single bodypart.
Male privilege is not having to hold a mirror over your head to check if your bust is covered, if someone taller stands next to you, because you’re afraid of how they will react.
Male privilege is never hearing the sentence ‘wow, your boobs are huge! Are they real?...
dictatingpatterns replied to your post: I’m becoming too busty to be a good drag king.
But boobs are nice! But yknow what I guess it is about if you are happy, not anyone else. So I am sorry to hear your misfortune :(
Well I’d rather be a sexy woman that occasionally a sexy man. It was just something I enjoyed, is all.
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I'm becoming too busty to be a good drag king.
I’m reeeeeeeeally really not okay with that. I like dressing up and pretending I’m a sexy man. :-(
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I'm in a giddy mood.
I think I’m high off having talked to my boyfriend for three hours (and hour of it spent watching his friends try to put their gear together and get distracted by flashing me, not kidding).
My life is strange and wonderful.
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I just educated my my boyfriend a little about trans issues. My cisgendered, white, republican boyfriend goes on google to further educate himself.
Good boyfriend. :-) I love him a lot.
