I wish I was poetic but I'm desperately pathetic

Myth: If you walk into a preppy store like Abercrombie & Fitch looking alternative/punk/goth, they will ask you to leave because of the store's image.

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:42:00 -0400

Myth: If you walk into a preppy store like Abercrombie & Fitch looking alternative/punk/goth, they will ask you to leave because of the store's image.
Myth busted: I walked in with my heavy eyeliner, spiked collar and tripp top, looked a sales woman dead in the eye and asked "Do you have any black bathing suits? They match my soul." She only laughed and said they don't care anything black and that it sucks.
oh my: fucking god stop you're giving me an aneurysm
OP: Dude, I'm not a real goth, I do this shit to fuck with people and I was quite happy that they were actually super nice to me. Hope that cured your aneurysm.

Someone reblogged a text post of mine and added asshole stuff to it. Fucking A.

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:39:08 -0400

Someone reblogged a text post of mine and added asshole stuff to it. Fucking A.

therealfoxxcub: THE LAST ONE. OH GOD. I ship it.

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:00:03 -0400

therealfoxxcub:

THE LAST ONE. OH GOD.

I ship it.

theslapapow:

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:28:01 -0400

theslapapow:

maspreciado said: i just realized that you look like Helena bonham carter -fangirling because I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:57:23 -0400

maspreciado said: i just realized that you look like Helena bonham carter

-fangirling because I love her- Thank you!

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:41:01 -0400

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

I want to be in a relationship but then again I dont.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:32:54 -0400

sxrrya:

I want…

to have someone be there for me when i need them.

someone i can call mine and no one else’s

someone to love and accept me.

to have someone to do cute things with.

the cute nicknames and neck kisses.

I don’t want…

someone to have so much affect on my mood

I don’t want to get hurt

being disappointed in the end.

someone to depend on

saying goodbyes

the fact that it might end and never be the same between you two.

othartryggvassen: cthulhu: celebrate-the-magic: poison-ninja: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:22:09 -0400

othartryggvassen:

cthulhu:

celebrate-the-magic:

poison-ninja:

i-am-momo-senpai:

This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.

OH. MY. GOD.

OH MY FREAKING LORD

HOLY FUCK

oh.

benedictedcumberbabeof221: dftba-cumberbabe: primadonna-blaine: a-study-in-butts: thetwincores: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:55:59 -0400

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

dftba-cumberbabe:

primadonna-blaine:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my friend’s teacher’s first kiss was benedict cumberbatch

^FUCK

OMG.

Myth: If you walk into a preppy store like Abercrombie & Fitch looking alternative/punk/goth, they will ask you to leave because of the store's image.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:48:44 -0400

continueplease: nbcnews: Teen’s invention could charge your...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:14:23 -0400

continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds

(Photo: Intel)

Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.

Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Fuck that guy.
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

bluthcompanies: math/doctor who related pick up lines meaghan...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:24:28 -0400

bluthcompanies:

math/doctor who related pick up lines meaghan and i wrote in high school bc we were suuuper Original And Nerdy xD

scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:21:38 -0400

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

Godfuck I love Nurse Jackie, such a good show. There needs to be more shows about women being smart...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:03:38 -0400

Godfuck I love Nurse Jackie, such a good show. There needs to be more shows about women being smart and sassy. It also has a better representation of diversity as well, with several, well developed people of color characters.

-pouts- No one even LIKED my selfies. SOMEONE VERIFY ATTRACTIVENESS!!!

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:26:39 -0400

-pouts- No one even LIKED my selfies. SOMEONE VERIFY ATTRACTIVENESS!!!

impsexual: Because telling fat people that they are in fact...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:20:00 -0400

impsexual:

Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~

By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.

I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.

EDIT: Let me say that I don’t think skinny people don’t get shit either. I’ve seen a lot of people saying that they get a lot of comments on their size because they’re seen as being unhealthy, too. Sorry about my poor choice of words. It sucks when people tell you that you’re not allowed to feel a certain way because you look a certain way (ie: your thin privilege means your feelings never get hurt you don’t know what it’s like!!!)

mizzkatonic: angstiosis: some hardcore lara croft...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:12:32 -0400

mizzkatonic:

angstiosis:

some hardcore lara croft cosplay.

Whoa!

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:09:50 -0400

jezawalovesmattsmith:

daftpostpunk:

post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day

you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it

no more selfies allowed

blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted

heroin will be legalized

george bush will become president again

stock market will crash

korea will blow the US up

world war 3

How attractive I feel definitely has a correlation to how good...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:07:00 -0400

How attractive I feel definitely has a correlation to how good my hair and my boobs look.

laughingstation: when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:24:28 -0400

laughingstation:

when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously